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Well, since you didn't fuck up so you couldn't have come close to jail afterward I'd say your response to your own thread was irrelevant? 

Tell me a fuck up you did and how you came close to being arrested

Okay I'll share a story that might make you see what I meant since you didn't get it.

An acquaintances father wears this really nice watch (costs about $2000) and he runs a pawn shop. It was semi crowded one day and he was looking at some memorabilia a customer had brought in. He didn't want to scratch it so he took the watch off and set it down in and walked away with the customer to look something up.

I was about to take the watch and walk out, but I didn't. If he would have seen me he would have tackled me and called the cops and I would have been arrested.

I didn't "fuck up" so I couldn't have been close to going to jail after a fuck up that never happened. Same with you.

How underage was she?

i was burning some trees with a friend and some guy from the ministry of defense of bulgaria was riding his bike, i guess he had time off, or something, and saw us.

i saw him on the bike, we were in a park, lots of trees, he cant do a 180 degree turn, so i went in his direction to run away.

my friend got caught, but he didnt rat me out. he apparently didnt look at him and didnt know he was on a bike.

Well her parents arrived about 15 mins after I left (when she called me back to say sorry and shit she shortly after said she has to go cause her parents just got home) so I guess if I stayed I would've got caught by the parents, and then whether they manage to pin me down to submission until cops come to get me or they don't and just make me come to court I'm screwed either way, no? 

by Grim

Socio I think it's the same deal, replace the watch with the girl's virginity and this acquaintance of yours with the girl's parents, you take either, you're fucked..  Get it now?

 You didn't get caught though. So, where was the fuck up?

As for me, I've been reported to the police a number of times, but I doubt I was ever close to going to jail. I always manage to talk my way out of trouble.

I've done shit that could have sent me to prison for quite a long time, but I never got caught for that. So, technically, I've never fucked up.

by Grim

 The fuck up is getting in bed with her in the first place

 Why do you call that a fuck up?

She was 15, but had these fucking hugeeee tits...

Socio I think it's the same deal, replace the watch with the girl's virginity and this acquaintance of yours with the girl's parents, you take either, you're fucked..  Get it now?

by WW2

i was burning some trees with a friend and some guy from the ministry of defense of bulgaria was riding his bike, i guess he had time off, or something, and saw us.

 LOL