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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

 

by Thrill Kill

 

by Grim

Socio I think it's the same deal, replace the watch with the girl's virginity and this acquaintance of yours with the girl's parents, you take either, you're fucked..  Get it now?

 You didn't get caught though. So, where was the fuck up?

 The fuck up is getting in bed with her in the first place

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

by Grim

Mine's when I was about to fuck this underage chick and fucking realization just hit me "She couldn't possibly be old enough" so I aborted mission, dressed up and went the fuck home...

by Grim

She was 15, but had these fucking hugeeee tits...

by Grim

Because I've been fooled by her, if I knew better I would've figured out she was too much of a risk beforehand, but no I followed what my dick said instead of what my head said and went far enough to go in bed with her, even if I didn't put it in her yet and someone found us like that I would've been screwed.

by Grim

I treated, and thought of her as covenient sex partner up until the point where I realized she's a risk.

1. "Couldn't possibly be old enough". So you didn't know she was 15 in advance? When did you learn that detail?

2. You weren't fooled, you were foolhardy. What did she do other than present herself as attractive to you?

3. So... did you know in advance or didn't you know in advance what her age was? Your story's a little flimsy on that detail.

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

"Wipe that personality off your face solider!"

Soldier XD

That movie is very accurate by the way.

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

not flippant enough?

Wipe that personality off your face solider!

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

A question mark, huh. Are you sure you've made the right insult.

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

Cops are pretty lax.

It's the military types who throw the first punches. Only my opinion.

 

 

I guess you'd have to be disordered rather than confrontational to piss one of them off.

 

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

almost j-walked in front of a cop

 

I was about to steal toilet paper from a public bath and someone walked in right as I was about to do it

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

It's code speak for he had it in the bag and then he was nervously overrun by his insecurities. So instead of asking how old she was, he went home.

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

 

by Grim

 1 I didn't know in advance, else I wouldn't have got in bed with her, when I did get in bed with her something clicked in my head, I tend to think about what could happen and what if a lot of time, i thought what if I'm about to fuck up, then I realized I am, so I just took my shit and went home.

So, let me get this right... You're telling us that right as you were about to get your dick wet with this young, sexy chick, you suddenly developed a conscience and just up and left?

Sure, that sounds completely believable...

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What's the closest you've ever been to going to jail after a fuck-up?

There's a different between a conscience and keeping my eyes above my shoulders (watching out for myself, for the intellectually dense)

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