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Why not just accept the fact that your aging.

The number one and best way to help the family is, TO NOT DO IT.

Do you have any money? Can I be in your will? 

Have I dated you, Pink? lol

Anything is possible. I usually only do one date and fund my own meals. I almost always order pasta and if I didn't you took me to the wrong place and you're off to a bad start. Ring a bell?

by Husky Pluto

Anyone got any good suicide tactics/plans that help the fam deal easier?

 If your family care about you, it won't matter which way you kill yourself. It's gonna affect them either way. Though, I imagine they'd probably take it worse if you shot or stabbed yourself in their house, leaving a mess of blood everywhere.

Here are a few suicidal ideas...

- Go into the city and jump off a tall building.

- Jump in front of an oncoming train or truck. I wouldn't advise jumping in front of an oncoming car as it may not necessarily kill you.

- Jump off a cliff onto the rocks below.

- Go skydiving and jump out without a parachute.

- Take a boat out into the middle of the ocean, bait some sharks and jump in.

- Find a river full of crocodiles / alligators and go for a swim.

- Go bungee jumping and wrap the loose part of the rope around your neck as your falling.

- Put a plastic bag over your head, a rope around your neck, and tie it very tightly. Then put your arms around a pole so they can't reach your face and zip tie your wrists together.

- Meet a serial killer.

- Pay someone to kill you.

Of course, I'm not advising you to kill yourself. What you do is your business.

Who gives a shit if he ruins his face. He's probably a fat, ugly fuck anyway, especially if he looks anything like his avatar.

Don't do anything tk says, she's an idiot. If you ruin your face by jumping off/in front of something, you can't have an open casket at your wake. Plus the image of you being smashed in would be on their minds until their dying day. Best way to do it would be just take a shit load of pills/drug OD.

I always thought it was poetic to just walk into the ocean with your flowing white cape billowing behind you and your trusted steed waiting on the shore while the sea gulls and eagles pecked at you face and neck until you got swept up in the under tow and floated off into the distance.

But hey, that is just me.