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"Let's face it though, killing josh would be as easy as squashing a bug. Where's the fun in that?"

1) He'd stop spamming.
2) You enjoy killing (or exterminating).
3) He annoys you and makes you appear ineffective and contradictory.
4) You've expressed an interest in it already.
5) If it was "easy", why would you be so worried about the cops?
6) With your set of interests and boasts, why not "squash" him?
7) If so against the killing front, why not just capture him and torture him? Either way he'd not be here making new puppets. Hell you could just break his hands and call it a day.

I'm sure someone could send you a soldier uniform to make it easier on your mind to go through with it.

that soldier uniform seems like a great idea!

NOTICE: i did not read more then the OP and some random responses

Now Reaper, come here, and lemme tell you:

Here is what you are gonna do. You are gonna go on that nice black bike of yours and you are gonna drive all the way to wherever dex lives with his daddy. Once you get ur ass over there, you are gonna ring the door bell. Dex's daddy is gonna open, because dex wont move his ass from the PC. Then you are gonna tell dex's daddy you are dex's girlfriend that he met online. Now, he might not believe you at first, he though dex had at least some standards. So when he asks 'Are you sure?!' you nod to him with a smooth grin :) .

He will go inside to get dex. Once you are not in his sight, get inside and wait behind the hallway door. After a few wild screams, he should be coming back to explain that dex is a moron, uh i mean to explain that dex doesn't have such a girlfriend and there is a miss understanding. When he enters the door, grab him from behind, make sure to put your hand on his mouth, then stab him 13 times. He might look at you before he dies and whisper "thanks".

Then knock on dex's door. Knock till he gets off his fatass and comes. Might take a while, he is an annoying person, makes him resistant to annoyances like constant knocking. Do this, because i suspect he will throw himself trough the window if you come in with knifes shining. When he finally approaches the door, you will hear his ramblings and footsteps. When he is close enough, slam the door at him to stun him, while he is stunned, stab him in the neck and tell him he has been officially banned.

Then you can bathe in his blood and stuff.

This will fix all your issues, you will take care of the dex infestation and you will be a hardcore psychopathic murderer. If you want to fully experience the dream, bring a bottle of cow blood.

Don't forget to send me pictures.

edit: TC and i seem to see eye to eye.

Pull the fucking trigger and ban him already.

Am I the only one who remembered the nice couple months of being dex free?

that was dexters own choice of not coming on the forum

it had nothing to do with anything else.....

by Systematic

Pull the fucking trigger and ban him already.

Am I the only one who remembered the nice couple months of being dex free?

 Same here.

by WW2

NOTICE: i did not read more then the OP and some random responses

 

Now Reaper, come here, and lemme tell you:

Here is what you are gonna do. You are gonna go on that nice black bike of yours and you are gonna drive all the way to wherever dex lives with his daddy. Once you get ur ass over there, you are gonna ring the door bell. Dex's daddy is gonna open, because dex wont move his ass from the PC. Then you are gonna tell dex's daddy you are dex's girlfriend that he met online. Now, he might not believe you at first, he though dex had at least some standards. So when he asks 'Are you sure?!' you nod to him with a smooth grin :) .

This made me laugh for real, man...  TK, just go over dex's house and tell his dad you're someone he met online. Dad will finally take away Dex internet for good ahhaha

You get pissed off about josh's presence here because this is your primary form of socialising. Get a life, man, then maybe he won't rile you so much. Just a thought.

I wouldn't make myself so obvious. Pretending to be someone online would raise too much suspicion. I would have to find some other excuse to enter his house. Assuming his father answers the door, I would kill his dad as quickly and silently as possible (I'd use a gun with a silencer). Then, once his father is out of the way, I would proceed to search the rest of the house for dex/josh, take him by surprise and put a knife through him.

It's a nice fantasy, but let's face it, it ain't gonna happen because the cops would only have to do a search online and they would know to connect me as a suspect. Even though I know how to cover the majority of my tracks in a situation like that I would still be taking a huge risk by killing him. It might be worth the risk if I thought josh was any kind of challenge, but he's not. He's just a dumb fucking retard.