by Xena
Your math skills are atrocious.
2-4x/ month for 10 minutes. 20 to 40 minutes. Per month. What exactly doesn't add up?
What doesn't add up is your story.
Either your wanking habits changed miraculously, or you're bullshitting as usual.
Anybody vaguely familiar with PF is perfectly (however unwillingly) aware that you fap off a lot more often than that, as you have the habit of making a song & a dance about it in Every Fucking Unrelated Thread each time you fapped, as if you invented masturbation & claiming the Nobel price for it. (NB i've absolutely no problem with wanking, it's dragging it into every discussion what i find tedious.)
As you said yourself:
And I like that nobody bats an eye when I talk about all the freaky things I do with my oil and butter in the shower to try tire myself out
You're just trying to take advantage of the fact that most SC regulars are not familiar with your PF posting history.
so I can work my full time job
Wasn't it a 4-hour part time job? I think you said so elsewhere. One you started only a few weeks back. Not that long after a 4-month stint in a homeless shelter with your kid, where you were ogling other homeless women's bodies. http://sociopath-community.com/topic/2014-04-18/xena-terra-story-time/4#86716
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Back on topic - i've little use for masturbation. As they say "you get what you give" (and I'm said to give a splendid BJ
) Maybe i'd wank my head off if i was single, hard to know - last time i was single i was fairly asexual as i recall (that's why i was single at the time to begin with).