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So please support the current efforts in Washington to remove the stigma attached to these items.

 

That's crazy, in the last decade I have witnessed the closure of many many strips clubs in my area. More than I have ever attended. They simply are dead these days. Obviously internet is changing that, and sex shops have popped up everywhere in their place and they seem to be doing fine, and they are staying in business.

It is ridiculous to think that someone could ban sex toys. I'd double check to see who is protesting them, because honestly it is probably sex shop owners looking for free attention.

I mean come on use your brain. They've been discreetly selling "personal massagers" out of major big box store catalogs years before the internet.

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Happy to help :D

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You want to stop a ban on vibrators? Just oversell the way vibrators prevent people like this from breeding:

 

 

Keep America beautiful. Don't let the ugly people fuck each other XD

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I officially hate spongebob now...

I would love that rule, but ugly people seem to do the most fucking. They don't get attention as it is so when they finally shack up with an equally repugnant creature they go crazy. Them, and poor ghetto trash.

The pretty ones are selfish prudes and wish to remain the only pretty ones, so they don't procreate as often. Momma can't handle competition with her mini me.

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lol. I concede.

I forgot to factor the stupid ones into the equation.

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Ban sex toys? Oh no no no no! not happening 

 

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by Xena

 

 

 

 The placement of spongebob's red tie makes it appear that she underwent some serious alien probing. Twice.

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How many times a week (a day)? 

Favorite fantasy while masturbating? 

What do you use to get you off (toys)? 

Don't leave out any juicy details! 

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 How many times a week (a day)? 

About 5+ on free days, sometimes slightly less on other days. I have a very high libido and could likely masturbate all day, if i got paid for it. 

 

Favorite fantasy while masturbating?

I change it up frequently. Porn (Gangbangs, BDSM, Cute Teens,Teens + Older Men, Older Women, Asians, Cuckold, Amateur because it turns me on more if it is real). Fantasies are usually about people i have  done things with. Sometimes people i haven't slept with but would love to, such as people i have met in real life. Celebrities do not do it for me. I like my fantasies real. I usually imagine rape play scenarios, BDSM, bondage and other things depending on my mood. ;)

What do you use to get off? My hand. Sometimes, i utilize  my phone, if i want to look at a picture of a woman i know (Typically a picture with tits showing or skirts on etc.) Typically, i have something to wipe myself afterwards but sometimes messy is good.

 

 

 

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The rape scene gets me off so quick. 

 

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