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You snored through all those boring threads full of trolls trying to get to me about my choice to remain manless and you didn't catch my sarcasm here, tc?

Sure I believe that. ;)

I didn't really bother retaining most of it, it was pretty boring.

Other than that, it's been a long day.

by Xena

You snored through all those boring threads full of trolls trying to get to me about my choice to remain manless and you didn't catch my sarcasm here, tc?

Sure I believe that. ;)

 Is there something about this thread that makes you feel threatened, Xena? It's clearly something only the 20 somethings still see as a taboo subject, and possibly those who see no other way to get sexual attention on this particular site, but other than that... what's the big deal? :D

What can I say? I know a thing or two about the preferred method of circle jerking at S world.

lololol. Yep. Master baiter.

So I'll bite bc I'm not the least bit threatened by people who want to stay up all night making troll posts about my masturbation habits.

For those of you who missed the hulabaloo due to your (very understandable) lack of interest, I answered a few threads like this one on PF. Then the next time a few individuals ran out of people to troll, my posts became the topic of some very repetetive bird dances on the part of the would-be trolls.

The truth is I don't have sex with other people. Don't want it, don't need it, don't want to risk an accidental pregnancy. Don't want to answer any awkward questions from my autistic son about lesbian living arragements. 

I masturbate about 2-4x/month behind a locked door in the middle of the night when there's no risk that somebody will walk in on me. Don't want to have to answer any awkward questions about that, either.

I own a dildo but only use it occasionally. My hand is quicker. I also own a clit pump, but was thoroughly disappointed with how quickly the batteries ran out. No way do I want to spend $20/ hr on batteries when I have 2 perfectly good hands.

My fantasies are also quite bland. Vanilla lesbian sex. I occasionally watch vanilla lesbian porn ( maybe once every other month.)

And no, I don't do webcam wanks or type-n-tugs with people I meet online. My wpm count is stupidly low. I couldn't get myself off like that if I wanted to.

Any more questions? 

Also: People around here like to speculate that I masturbate bc I must look like this.

Fine by me. The pic trolls don't bother the fuglies. ;)

Wow. That reaction was a way bigger bang for my two cents. A little shell shocked are we? Or is this some kind of "world revolves around me", type of thing you've got going on? You think this thread was put up to target you, Xena.... is that it?

lolwut?

I think the whole thing was funny. I think you're funny too. :D

I think I am too. Tell me why you sound so bitchy in that long ass post of yours. 

Idk. I was laughing when I wrote it.

Do you have some deep seated issues with people laughing near you? Can't always tell if they're laughing with you? ;)