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Posts: 1892
Masturbating Marathon!

I certainly hope this is not indicitive to how my day is going to go... This was the saddest thing I ever read.

Posts: 1892
Masturbating Marathon!

i take that back... This is the saddest thing I have ever read.

Posts: 5426
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I know, I'm in tears myself...

 

BTW Mitch, your finishing clip... I assume you turned off the volume on that one, right? XD

Posts: 1953
Masturbating Marathon!

If you're going for a lighter mood, giver her a luche libre mask to wear and pretend that the 2 of you are wrestling for the world title.

Posts: 1892
Masturbating Marathon!

Nice recovery... that was funny;-)

Posts: 893
Masturbating Marathon!

You have got to be military... 

Reminds me when some of the guys in one of my old units would go whaling. (going to a bar/club and seeing which one of them can pick up the fattest chick in the place) There was a point system where depending on how many they got, how far they got, and how much their whale weighed. at the end of the month they tallyed up their scores and the guy that won got shitfaced to drown out all the emotional shame he'd incurred (paid for by the 'losers') this game was especially fun to play with the FNG's

Posts: 1892
Masturbating Marathon!

Hoggin'... Ha Ha!  You both speak as if you have some experience.

Posts: 893
Masturbating Marathon!

Ofcourse... It's tradition, like koalafying, singing in the CS chamber, jumping with cherry pie in your pocket, stealing charleys rock and taking it on a ruck, ducktaping someone to a tree for losing their cac, etc.. they're bonding experiences.

Posts: 1892
Masturbating Marathon!

You needed to bond?  Hmm...

What was the "proof" you had nailed a "whale"?

 

Posts: 893
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...It's just what brothers do, sign of a strong, cohesive unit...

Photos and panties...

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