Still curious to know what I look like Kora? I am hoping that you are girl AND of legal age just so I don't upset anyone... like Chi.
If you need to get laid fast put an ad on Craigslist's Casual Encounters section for your city saying you need a fuckhole and you don't care what the rest of the person is like. You'll probably get some warpig that you'll have to hose down with bleach before you can get near her. Cranking down to movies like this beforehand might be a good idea so when the sight of her spreading her legs makes you wish you were doing it thru a glory hole with a stick to bite down on, you'll have some practice performing under adverse conditions. After it happens, keep the details between you and your god.