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Masturbating Marathon!


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So last night I ended up jacking off for over five uninterrupted hours before I finally came.

I had an erection for pretty much the entire time.  

At first I just wanted to make it a "quicky" and get to bed relatively early, but I ended up not getting to sleep until after 5 AM.  Thank God I didn't have to be at work until 1 PM today (I love my short Friday shifts).

My best explanation for this is that while looking up porn on the web, one good video can lead to many other good ones.  I didn't want to "finish" until I found the video that was just right.

I started off just going dry, but soon found that the friction generated was causing increasing discomfort.  Obviously I pulled out the lotion pretty damn quick, and I think I ended up going through about a third of the (16 oz) bottle.

So today all I have been thinking about is "well if I can go that long and keep it up bymyself, why not try to match it with a girl?"

Also through watching the videos, I can definitely say that I learned a lot about giving girls orgasms, and I would love to try to replicate what I saw.  I have always been "pretty damn good" at doing this in the past (not my own words), but if I was just "good" before, I could possibly be an expert now.

Let's just say that due to all of this going through my head, I have been pretty fucking horny all day.  I really could use some pussy right now, and I honestly couldn't give a shit what kind of pussy (as long as it isn't multilated/disease-ridden/fake).  Seriously, the girl could be ugly, fat, black, white, Mexican or Martian, as long as I can put my dick in her.

Naturally my question to you guys is, what is the fastest and easiest way to find such a pussy?  I need some answers right now lol.  I know this isn't the best place to come to for advice, and although sarcasm and off-topic answers are to expected (though not really wanted), I will read anything you guys (and girls) have to say.

Have fun!

P.S. Let me know if you want the link to the video I "ended" on.

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Wow... I couldn't make it past the first couple of sentences. You badly need a life, bro.

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The ultimate marathon masturbation "ending" video?  Bring it on!

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was it an amazing orgasm?

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Are you a man?

When I masturbate for an extended period of time like that i have multiple orgasms.

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What do you look like, Mitch?

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@Jhawk   Yes it was "amazing" for lack of a better word.

@13circe  Yes I am a man.  I think at some point, I just decided that I wanted to see how long I could go for.  Basically I was working on improving my sexual stamina.

@clueless  Ahh yes I was expecting someone to ask about it.  Here is the link: http://www.redtube.com/239759 I hope you enjoy :)  I have to mention, though, that there were a few other videos that "came" pretty damn close.

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Disgusting. Flirting with under aged girls and posting this shit up. do you live in the states Mitch?

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At what point was I "flirting with under aged girls"?  I can't find that anywhere in my post.

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You flirted with Luna. God youre unbelievably stupid how do you function?

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