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Had a 3 day migraine when i was 15. I could only lay on my back, in the dark with my eyes closed, except when i had to puke, which was often. I've broken a lot of bones, been stabbed, shot, etc. Nothing even comes close. I'd rather die than go through that again.

Though...I am of the firm belief that the first microsecond after you bite your tongue is the worst pain imaginable. That shit hurts. lol

by Bobby Elvis

Though...I am of the firm belief that the first microsecond after you bite your tongue is the worst pain imaginable. That shit hurts. lol

 I've bit my tongue and as painful as that was, giving birth was still a lot worse. I don't think any pain will ever compare to that.

Then again, maybe someone skinning me alive, or being roasted slowly over a fire while still alive would be worse. I think I'd rather go through the pain of giving birth again than ever experience those two situations.

I'll roast you over a fire for a while if you want..

Are you ready? I will donate you to the poor and hungry - pork makes me sick. on the off chance you're human though maybe i'll give you a try 

anyone have any sauce ideas?

 It's gluten free!!

Gluten free! Oh snap crackle pop! I'm jumping on the hipster wagon - we've found ourselves a winner

by Pink01

on the off chance you're human though maybe i'll give you a try 

anyone have any sauce ideas?

 You thinking of taking up cannibalism?

Why don't you get socio to cut you off a piece if he ever actually tries to kill me and succeeds cough. lol

Would you want an arm or a leg pinky? I'm an excellent cook.

Leg...can't imagine those are used much.

The arms are risky, lots of typing.

A side of brain ok too? Just a small piece, I know there's not a lot to spare.

by Pink01

A side of brain ok too? Just a small piece, I know there's not a lot to spare.

 At least I've got some to spare, my dear.

It's a good thing I'm not ordering anything from you. I would be less concerned about what you have missing and more concerned about the taste.

I hear that people with low self-esteem and self hatred issues don't taste as nice. There must be certain chemicals in the body it affects that taints the meat.

Where did you read that?

As someone who is quite knowledgeable in biological chemistry I can't say I've heard any personal testimonials in any literature I've read.

Did you read that on yelp or something? Some underground restaurant business or something disguised as a Thai place?