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If you ever give birth Pink, make sure they have a steady hand & get the anæsthesics right.  Trust you, you're a doktor 

Haha! Well you have to try and go drug free until you're screaming FUCKING GIVE ME IT NOW!!!!! Otherwise you're just a subpar mom right off the bat.

Nah, you gotta scream for it well in advance or else they'll say "it's already halfway out - no need for all that fuss" 

A "subpar mom" - only the kid has the requisite authority to form a valid opinion on that matter.

Lol! Terrible.

I hope you mean after adolescence, cause then most moms are the worst in the world! 

yes to the tooth thing, it was my nerve. i kept my friend and family up for about 12 hours screaming and being deranged because of it. i was holding onto a chair for dear life at one point

But of course. Post-adolescence you see each other eye-to-eye once again, it's a pretty damn good sight to behold (unless you fucked up along the way). 

(In fact having kids made me re-think my default "après moi le deluge" attitude, as i want them having a good world to live in.)

Yes, the other worst. Had a root canal surgery exactly like that - wishing i was dead already.

by Spatial Mind

I would say gallstone attack which is said to be worse than Labour pain

That's what they say about kidneystones.

Fuck, the narc always distorts reality to appear the most smth of all.

by Slime Of The Lime

I'm either getting the early onset of alzheimers or I've never experienced real pain before. I do however remember getting an abbess inside my tooth when I was in high school. I lived on painkillers and kinda got addicted to them for a while.

You must be extremity and not Slimey. The real Slimey claimed this

by Secret Agent Smiley

If you want to talk about "experience"... You're forgetting that I'm 33. I spent 5 years in the army and I've done 9 months jail. I've amassed over 20 years of boxing experience and in that time, I've tried other things for a few years too. Proper boxers and I mean real boxers spend all their time learning to punch with pin point precision in addition to evading punches. 

If that's true, any professional fighter knows pain a lot worse than dental abscess. If that's a lie, then the real Slimey would have remembered such a consistent lie about his persona anyway (unless real alzheimers).

But you're not Slimey are you. You're a repetitive boring troll with no depths and intelligence whatsoever, like a dog who only comes out to bark a bit then run back to safety into his doggy house.

If you specify your research properly,  you'll learn that I stand correct.

You tell him, Ed!!