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Anemic version of the song, but I would love to be in a John/Simon sandwich.

Worst emotional pain? ask casanova. Aka, the Marques.

Losing my virginity.

Breaking a couple ribs was a close second.

Woah you were water boarded... Dude we're twins me too... Worst shit of my life. I almost wished for death just to make the burning stop (in my lungs). I was on a table suspended upside essentially. My voice box was shot for a week I was screaming so loud at first... And then the choking sounds goes into fetal position. I'm shuddering just remembering that shit

Hello friend, waterboarding, yes, the feeling to drown. It's very cruel. May your enemies suffer and, Inshallah, may you walk face first boldly into the rain.

that's fucked up, why were you water boarded?

Not really, edweiner dear, some of us are quite decent hence why we've never had the misfortune of suffering pain in the ring. I've broken my nose before but it just went numb, that's it, so I can only presume you're projecting here. But you're not really a fighter, are you? You're one of those fat, geeky weekend warriors who goes the gym because she's fighting a losing battle with the cheeseburger, yet just ends up getting repeatedly punched in the face by the younger girl who doesn't dodge salads. And drop this bullshit I'm a Muay Thai Boxer' act because it's getting fucking tedious now. If you were, you'd be gloating all over the forum every time you won a fight, given your narcissistic tendencies.

I tore my hamstring at around 10 years old, had to walk home from school as I decided not to mention it to a teacher.

Fell out of a tree and landed on to a recently cut branch, fell further down the tree and was 2" from being raped.

Sitting on my testicle. 

Over 20 years of boxing and "no misfortune of pain"? Lmao. What did you fight as, light flyweight? Only twice a year? That's a joke. As hobby on the side maybe, but I can’t imagine you taking boxing seriously and thinking you can get away with such a ridiculous claim.

Also, since I doubt you know anything else than trolling on the internet, in Muay Thai you get a lot more pain than in boxing. Apart from the punches you're exposed to high power kicks and elbows, which can be a lot more devastating.

BTW, talking about "dental abscess" being the only painful event you can remember... Slimey also said this:

by Secret Agent Smiley

 Having said that, I've suffered a fractured cheek bone, been glassed twice and stabbed in the calf. So that maybe explains why I hit first and ask questions later, instead of dancing around. 

But you're not Slimey at all, are you, you're Extremity and a bunch of other puppets here, like Judge Judy (notice the two accounts having a go at each other in this thread). Slimey was cool, you have no personality, you're just a raving lunatic foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog all the time. You're a nobody pulling things out of your ass and imagining you've got everyone figured out, while I have at least shown a couple of pics of myself here...

Scratch that. I can affirm the most undescribable pain is stubbing your little toe into an unmovable object.

Can't say the most strictly painful, but the most life threatening and mentally unpleasant was also an accident. I got 2 broken ribs which punctured my lungs. Luckily apart from some flesh wounds (considering the nature of the impact I said thanks for having just those), I got nothing more serious, even if a serious spine injury was suspected at first. I blacked out on the impact so I don't remember struggling to breath from the punctured lungs or how I got to the hospital. Had to spend some time in intensive care, with tubes inside my ribcage to get the air (and some blood) out. Broken ribs do indeed make the most basic of movements, breathing, coughing, sneezing, very painful, but at least they heal faster than other bones (even if Socio complained about it).

Broken shinbone twice (once in a ski accident and needed surgery, once in a fight, less severe), which hurt like hell, and the months of recovery after those drove me up the wall. Another time I got at the same time a broken ankle (luckily the bone margins didn't separate much and it healed well) and a dislocated shoulder. Had cracked ribs 2 more times, but not as bad as the accident. Had combinations of broken jaw and nose (twice I had my mouth wired shut so it was difficult to talk and I only ate through a straw for weeks at a time…sneezing sucked). Another separate shoulder dislocation (dislocations are kinda painful, but once the bones pop back into place it's not that bad). Had broken metatarsals 3 times. Broken fingers and toes. So many sprains and strains I can't count...

The worst part for me in an injury has always been the immobilization though. It's difficult for me to stay put for long and stay away from certain activities, I feel like going insane. I'd rather get more pain and just half the time for recovery.