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but to which one?

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All of it.

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What was the specific?

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Nightmarish creatures from my dreams that had strange, alien forms that seemingly defied nature.

I had an inner self-doubting Cassandra Complex of sorts back when I was crazier.

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I need some of whatever you're smoking.

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I think its suspicious particles in the oxygen that I inhale sometimes accidently. But really it's probably just my higher self on the alternate internet forum who is really affected by some new meme going around and currently having an existential crisis.

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On the concept of time: In the realm of internet forums, time stands still. Imagine a clock with no hands. The time has already happened and will forever happen. Information may pass between the forums but tends to circulate a lot within one forum. This information comes from the users. It is not yet known where the users come from. But leading sources suggest that the users came out of their own heads, because the innate psychically digital material of the cosmos manifested in a way that made it so. The users on the internet forums do not have physical bodies. They are only users, completely metaphysical.

We are connected to this realm by the digital energies of the cosmos. Our concept of time comes from having a limited connection and only being able to process little bits of information at once. If someone's connection speed gets drastically low, they can go into a coma. Sometimes peoples' connection speed can get too high and they may go mad with the over-load of information and other-worldly alternate forum data on their human brain.

IQ and connection speed have no correlation. People here are stupid because their higher selves are stupid. You are based off your higher self which is basically a persona consisting of your entire life condensed and fit into internet forums, but there are some other influences, such as memes and data nobody really understands.

Death happens to us but the forums are forever. Except some forums may get DDOS'd and raided by other forums, leet haxxs happen as well. The target forum may become depressed and take itself offline.

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Plato walked around with soiled underwear!

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