Imagine if instead of Plato's Forms, it was Plato's Forums. Like there's a world of perfections somewhere made up of only internet forums. And real life is based off of internet forums.
Like there is an alternate universe filled only with the abstractions of internet forums. Reality and everything concrete in this plain of existence is determined by the realm of internet forums.
Obama is the US president because somewhere on an internet forum, there is a user who is Obama and he is the president of the United Forums of America.
You are on an internet forum now, because somewhere your higher self is using an internet forum to subliminally tell you to read this.
There are no people in the realm of internet forums. The posts simply make themselves. The posts have always existed. The forums have always existed.
God is internet forums.
