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Most people here are clouded by their emotions. They're not very logical and therefore, jumped to false conclusions about me. One would hope that you're not the same.

I'm not asking you to analyse me though. I asked you to analyse my letter.

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 Daddy Issues.

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You win the grand prize. Though, you had an advantage. You already knew my gender and the fact that I have a daughter.

I could easily have been male and written the same letter of demand because "your daughter" indicated the gender of the victim, not the kidnapper's gender.

I wrote nothing in it that indicated my gender.

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 E-mailed.

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 I love this kind of shit. If had those tools I be looking all the time. If you feel so inclined, run mine again. I'm curious if I've changed any since last time. I was trying to alter the frequency of my words.

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People are going to start to talk...

 EDIT: Wait, is this including where the post said "XX said"... where XX was the person you're replying to?

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 He understood what you said and responded. I thought you wanted me to analyze something about you. But I too already knew you were female and that you have a 16 year old daughter.

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I know your age and you have a daughter?  Ok...

You were trying to reach for something you hold most valuable, something that would be worth a large sum of money.  Your daughter is your weakpoint.  Although, apparently if I gave you 5 million dollars I could buy your daughter.  Basically if you were a 11 year old, you would replace "daughter" with "X-Box" and "5 million" with "limited edition pokemon cards."

8-12.  Hmm..

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 I love your dad already.

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Ehhh, fine, try mine if you want to.

I probably say Zinc like 800 times, and pain like 400. So predictable.

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