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If I were to send a letter of demand in relation to a kidnapping, what do you think you could learn from the individual words in that letter (other than the usage of the word 'I', which is obvious)?

Here's an example:

I have your daughter. If you want her back safe and sound, you will comply with my demands. If you don't, you will never see her again.

You have 24 hours to have 5 million dollars waiting for me at a destination of my choosing. I will contact you in one hour with further details.

If you involve the police or any federal government agent, the only way you'll get your daughter back is in a body bag.

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It's a secret. 

I'm just very analytical, it's enlightening to me. 

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 A fucking analysis fucking operates by fucking a fucking aggregate of a fucking broad sample of fucking words used over a fucking period of fucking time.  It might fucking reveal a fucking identity when fucking compared to other fucking samples, or it could fucking give some fucking insight to the fucking thoughts a person fucking revolves around, I fucking guess.

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Oh come on, wasn't it you who was going on about how important singular words are?

So, use your analytical skills and analyse my letter.

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We get the joke, no need to ram it down our throats.

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 Okay, I am fucking done now. :)

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Individual shows traits of straightforwardness.  Utilizes expressions common with English language, likely American. (EDIT: Or watches a lot of American T.V.)  Believes the world to be entirely black and white.  Individual comes from middle to lower class income, whereby 5 million dollars would allow a drastic lifestyle change.  Does little to plan and prepare, ransom note was written in haste.  Overuse of the word "if," translates to cause and effect.  Choice of the word daughter may mean that kidnapper is a woman and/or has a daughter.

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 I didn't "go on". And you don't want me to analyze you. I don't need your word count to gain insight on you.

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If you get a chance I'd like to see mine but not the whole massive listing. Just maybe the top 10?

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The daughter detail, nice.

"I didn't "go on". And you don't want me to analyze you. I don't need your word count to gain insight on you. "

It'd only tell us what we already know.

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