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There has to be something up with those results, I almost never type people's names.

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"In reply to this post by HelloTech" it's the raw data.  I didn't remove any goodies.

 

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So there's no way to rid of that?

For a second I thought I typed the word "kill" without noticing over and over.

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That would be funny.

I've never celebrated father's day with anyone in my life though. Certainly not my mother.

Hell, I have a mother and I don't even like celebrating her day. She's more like an acquaintance to me than a mother.

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There is, but its late.  :)

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 I don't even have parents.

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 Well now, aren't you the lucky one.

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Right, I won't be pushy.

Just glad I wasn't subconsciously typing "kill" over and over. That, uh, would have bothered me a little.

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 That would have been amazing.  Someone should make a username "People."  That would just blow up all your stats.

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 My mother's in the US at the moment visiting my brother. I told her to bring us back a postcard,  then changed my mind and told her to send us one instead, in case the plane crashes on her way home.

She replied, "Yeah. If I take it with me and the plane does crash, the only thing you'll be saying "damn" about is the postcard".

I chuckled because it was true. My mother knows me too well.

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