Guess it's Hulk time... last one.
I find you distasteful, you two-faced, drama-lynching, narrow-minded, fatuous-looking oaf! I am using exclamation points, that's right! Shit's real, kid! You are so blind not even magnifying glasses can give you focus, son. You' so into yo'self you can't even recognize the mirror's edge, bloke! You ain't no saint! You ain't no victim, mister I-ain't-done-nothing-to-'serve-this; you betcho ass there're skeletons in yo closet you be hidin', bro! I aaaain't havin' dat shieet. All ya gotta do was ta stop yet all ya be spatting was the poison o' the devil!
You better look 'round you before's too late. World ain't orbiting you, mister I-do-whatever-to-get-what-I-want, mister toast-and-butter, mister syrup-on-ma-pancakes, mister last-coca-cola-of-the-dessert!
Yo' threats are as empty as your bed, mister my-way-or-the-highway. Ain't nobody got time fer ya lame-callin', yo tree-slugger. We ain't buyin' the act of da preacher, son. You've got a long way to heaven da route you be takin'! The shortcuts you take go straight to hell, ya know what I'm sayin'?! You be the devil!
Dafuq ya tink you are, mon?! spits look't me, getting directly at you.
Imma break that mirror on yo face next time you project a movie on me!!
TL;DR:
drops microphone
Peace. Also, I'm sorry. It's the best you can get from me so accept it or keep going down to the inferno.
JonTron reminds me of Orange...
Okay, I have something to add to this thread. It's not really a rant though. It's more of a curious question.
I've noticed that the three people some of you on this forum have issue with the most is Edvard, TheSocio and myself. So, in order to clear the air, I ask you, what are your issues with us?
State them clearly and explain how you think those issues could be resolved, assuming you wish to resolve them. If you don't, well, there's not much point in complaining about it, is there.
I see you still have those blinders on. You better work fast in getting them off the side of your head, it could get you the wrong way, you know? And I believe I am correct in apologizing, since the only person hurt was... you... evidently, after all these days of 'unpleasant payback'.
Someone who doesn't cry out in pain, doesn't feel it, Edvard. Think about the sound in the forest. Does it make a sound if you aren't around to witness?
This is sounding déjà vu. In due time.
That someone didn't cry out to YOU doesn't mean she was alright. If you arent around to witness the sound of the forest doesn't mean there's no one else present.
I never wanted your apology Rass. It's not me you wronged, even if I was the target. As I said, not surprised you didn't find it in yourself to own up to your real wrongdoing.
Peace. You surely need it.
You forget I talked to her. Seemed okay to me. Even disproved some rumors for me.
Am I supposed to disbelieve her own words?
Like I said, if they don't cry out, they aren't feeling it. For me to see the pain, I need to feel it through the words and the expression... how else will I know how deeply I have wronged? As if I was a psychic of some kind. You showed me your pain, that is why I apologized.
So long, mister victim.