ham, tomato, cheese, olives and oregano.
Domino's Hot and Spicy (red and green peppers, onions, beef, jalapeños) on BBQ sauce, but replace the beef with anchovies and the onions with extra jalapeños. With the stuffed crust, of course.
But if I had to choose between the two options I'd definitely go with jp's choice. Fruit has no business being on a pizza.