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Which is real?


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So...Jp and I were having a heated debate over a subject near and dear to most of us. Pizza.

He says that the pizza I like, ham and pineapple, is not a pizza, but a fruit salad.

I say his 'pizza' (Triple Bacon, Salami, Cheddar Cheese, BBQ Sauce, No Robust Inspired Tomato Sauce) is nothing more than a sandwich on pizza shaped bread.

Thumbs up whichever one you like, but there is really only one pizza here.

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Ham and Pineapple ROCKS!

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Whole: Triple Bacon, Salami, Cheddar Cheese, BBQ Sauce, No Robust Inspired Tomato Sauce

I like pizza shaped sandwiches.

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by wahoo

Ham and Pineapple ROCKS!

 That is not a pizza, its a fruit salad.

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Strictly spoken none of the two is real. ('Real' as in what's pizza for an Italian.)  

Not that it matters IMO - as long as you like it / eat it, it's real.

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by wahoo

Ham and Pineapple ROCKS!

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/thomasbevans/the-most-insulting-and-offensive-pizza-in-the-worl-60vz

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Get rid of the salami and it's no contest, a pizza needs meat, cheese & bbq sauce, and doesn't need fruit.

Though I prefer meat feast pizza, the more types of meat the better, pepperoni, bacon, spicy beef, chicken, etc....

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No bbq sauce on pizza. That's an american aberration.

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The 2 PIZZA's I eat:

Ham and Pineapple

Double Pepperoni with BBQ sauce.

Basically, what I am saying is, you are both idiots.

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Whatever you make it out to be, the modern pizza will always typically have a fruit and a dairy content. Namely the tomato sauce and the cheese.

Would Lahmacun qualify as a pizza as well?

Pita and the earlier primitive forms of flat breads filled with other food products have been a staple of the human diet ever since Homo Sapiens Sapiens started baking grinded grains.

Perhaps the pizza form is the staple of civilization?

It has the shape of a wheel, the functionality of being divisible both symmetrically and asymmetrically, it feeds, pleases the senses and provides for innovative toppings.

All hail and bow before the mighty Pizza.

Pizzastafarians Unite!

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