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I was the third person within the same twelve-hour period accused by you of "following" you.

I don't actually believe that you consider the possibility that every single person here is "following" you to be very likely (though I wouldn't discount said possibility either), but logically, since you post on every single thread using the same key words - immaturity to define everyone here and "common sense" to define yourself - it's safe to say that people are going to respond to your verbal dribble eventually.

You regularly shriek that people are in some way "threatened" by you, with no supporting evidence of that fact. Indeed, if people were threatened by you they'd probably avoid you. They wouldn't constantly laugh at you, which BTW, isn't itself particularly brave given that this is an anonymous forum. Regardless, you express your distress every time you bleat that people are "following" you, with the inherent paranoia implicit in this accusation, and that people think that they're more "intelligent" than you. As a defense to the latter accusation you use the words "common sense" to apply to yourself and the lessons you've supposedly gain from real-life situations since you clearly can't claim to have any natural intelligence. This comes off as being awfully (and by awfully, I do in fact mean hilariously) defensive.

It's true, though: I do think that I'm more intelligent than you are. There are two reasons for this. Firstly, I'm a narcissist, and secondly, I am more intelligent that you are. Given that I've never found myself incarcerated it's also safe to say that I have more of this "common sense" shit that has apparently taken you forty-two years to develop.

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You're funny. You know what you need to do. Is look more closely at my name and number of posts.

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I have. The fact that you felt the need to post this instruction and the fact that you assumed I haven't already looked at your name and the number of your posts speaks volumes of your own interpretive abilities.

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Go back and read what you wrote. And pretend it made any sense in light of what you just said.

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I'm afraid that the only pretending that will need to occur here is yours, in order to preserve your fragile sense of identity, which has now invaded your posts and renders them irrelevant to the discussion content. You'd better set up a new account ASAP.

 

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You're afraid? That speaks volumes about you. I actually believe it though. As pathetic as you are, I am not surprised.

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Ah, another (contextually irrelevant) projective reference to notions of fear.

You're demonstrating your personal weaknesses every time you post, you know.

Are you able to identify the source of your fears, or would you prefer to cower behind your pseudonym and hope that no one ever discovers them (just a head's up: it's far too late for that).

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That's funny. I already told everyone who I was. But go ahead and say whatever you think will be insulting. It looks like that's what you need to do.

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I'm sorry that you have identified my statements as being personally insulting.

JK. No I'm not. I don't care whether you're insulted or not.

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I said "say whatever you think will be insulting". But I guess I expect too much from you to understand anything I say. Then again, from the way you talk it doesn't look like you get out much. It looks like you sit behind your computer and try to look intelligent on a forum. Some day you will grow up though. Don't worry. lol.

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