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by Random Internet Stranger

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People who've had the same account for a very long time do so because they feel connections to people on here and they want to be easily recognised by other people.

 

I'm not sure when I joined this forum - it would've been late last year, I guess. I haven't changed my account since joining because this account has no persona to speak of, and I'm too lazy to switch things up by creating a new account. My narrative style would give me away, I suspect - there are some fairly sharp minds on this board. I don't mind being recognized; nor do I crave recognition.

I suspect that there are a minority of people who change their accounts when their internet personas become too real to them. When they form an attachment to their SW persona because it's suddenly evolved into, well, a secondary Facebook account with a pseudonym, they find that they can't handle attacks to it because the attack is perceived to be an insult to their own person. So they create a secondary account, and for some reason seem shocked when the exact same shit happens a month down the track.

 

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Selena?

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Why?

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by whoameye

lol @ You making a thread out of frustration to defend your reason for being here. 

 

You dedicate roughly every third post you make on this forum to precisely this purpose. You create entire threads dedicated to justifying your existence here, and it appears that justifying your purpose here serves the still greater purpose of justifying the fact that you've failed to die a decent death (hell, even an indecent death by you would be well-received by most people who know you).

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What if whoameye is a totally unserious person who loves to egg on overly serious people?

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Huh. That's the second time someone's called me that. Nope - I've only had this one account, though I've been here longer than this account has existed. I lurked for a long while prior to joining.

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Have you seen how quickly this guy becomes distressed? He's the most sensitive person on this board. It's great for the lulz.

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The funniest thing about this. Is that it comes from a person who follows me around insulting me and trying to look intelligent. You think I'm distressed? lol. I'm not surprised.

Look at you though. Biting the bait. With a little common sense you would avoid all this.

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Circular saw levels of love are staggering.

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You get bonus points by being an 'old regular.'

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