How old are your children?
I see what you are getting at. I personally am anti-war, anti death penalty and as left wing as they come.
I told my kids when they were young that if they wanted to join the military, that I would shoot them each in the foot. I wish there was a politician that was less of a war monger, but there rarely is. And yes I pay taxes.
Do you?
And why are you so defensive?
A lot of people wish they were dead, but most of them don't do anything about it.
Speaking of Death, I found a pretty amusing "Dead Man's Switch" email website.
I like the idea of setting the scene up to look like the murder was performed by an uneducated male.
It's a hard one, though. I'd want to lure them back to my house first (I know it's not the smartest idea but my home is where I imagine I'd work best) but that would leave an obvious trail, whether it was a chat message or the person letting their roommate or spouse know where they were headed. Maybe I'd find out where they were going to be on a Friday/Saturday night, invite them back to my house; something off-the-cuff. But I'd make sure they didn't leave my side so they couldn't tell anyone, probably put on the 'thirsty drunk girl' act or something. Then I'd slit their throat. Simple. Bleed them out in the bathtub. Remove the limbs and head and bag them separately. Dispose of it in a bonfire, then just to be safe collect the ash and move it from the property. Clean the bathroom. Burn everything.
"The chains heated until they grow bright red, illuminating my face."
How hot would that have to be? I'd imagine the chain giving out before glowing that much, but I could be wrong.
"Then white hot, illuminating all of the mirrors set up around, not giving a glimpse of what's beyond me, you and and the little time you have left."
This part especially.