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by Damaged

I put the candy in a drawer in my cubicle. No one knows I brought it to work and no one sees me put it the drawer. The only way they can know is if someone is going thru my stuff when I'm away. Some of of the other things I keep in there are a list of routing codes that can be used to transfer huge sums of money. Someone going thru my cubicle is quite serious.

 

I think my boss and people in HR are some of the people taking the candy.

 

 I hate to break it to you but..

by Damaged

Sometimes I bring candy to work. When it's late in the day, and I want to murder everone, I have some and it carries me thru until I leave. A while ago I brought in some Swedish Fish. I decided to put them in the refrigerator in the lunch room for a few minutes so they would firm up. When I went to get them, most of them were gone. "Fuckers are gonne die..." I thought to myself. The problem was I didn't know who took them. Shortly after that, I brought in some chocolate covered raisins. When I got back from a meeting I discovered that they were swiped from my drawer. Complaints to HR were ignored. I still didn't know who was doing it. No one was acting any differently. The final straw was when a box of Frango mints my neighbor gave me for helping her move some furniture was pillaged. 90% of them were taken. HR laughed me off. My boss said he couldn't be bothered about it. I swore vengance. Since then I've been buying different candies and bringing it in to see what they like. It all gets taken but some more than others. Little do the theives know that I've been leaving it out at different times, keeping track of who's out that day, and other things in order to narrow the suspects down. Fruit flavored jelly type things are the most popular. I've been working with these people for a while. I thought they knew better than to fuck with me. On Monday all doubt will be removed. They will learn.

 

 Unless you have a refrigerator in your cubicle, which is in the lunch room, (and if by all means you do,  then you're right, that is an issue) your story doesn't quite match up c:

Hahaha, sounds like someone is enjoying fucking with ya. Your solution is perfect.  I want to buy a 10lb bag of those and take out a dept. 

I put the Swedish Fish in the refrigerator. I didn't say I put the others in there.

"...refrigerator in the lunch room..." implies that the refrigerator isn't in my cubicle but rather another place called "the lunch room".

Fair enough, but "I put the candy in my drawer in my cubicle" generally implies otherwise. Anyhow, I don't really have the patience to put up with a flame war right now.  Good luck in your candy endeavors.

What's Swedish fish? Is that like pickled herrings? There are few things I would go berserk over and this is one of them.

They look amazing. I'd prefer pickled herring though.

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Why would anyone threaten you with legal action when you didn't even give anyone the candy?

The only one at fault is the one who stole it off you and made it available to everyone else.

That is a bullshit story if ever I saw one.

You're just lashing out because you have titty rot.