Sometimes I bring candy to work. When it's late in the day, and I want to murder everone, I have some and it carries me thru until I leave. A while ago I brought in some Swedish Fish. I decided to put them in the refrigerator in the lunch room for a few minutes so they would firm up. When I went to get them, most of them were gone. "Fuckers are gonne die..." I thought to myself. The problem was I didn't know who took them. Shortly after that, I brought in some chocolate covered raisins. When I got back from a meeting I discovered that they were swiped from my drawer. Complaints to HR were ignored. I still didn't know who was doing it. No one was acting any differently. The final straw was when a box of Frango mints my neighbor gave me for helping her move some furniture was pillaged. 90% of them were taken. HR laughed me off. My boss said he couldn't be bothered about it. I swore vengance. Since then I've been buying different candies and bringing it in to see what they like. It all gets taken but some more than others. Little do the theives know that I've been leaving it out at different times, keeping track of who's out that day, and other things in order to narrow the suspects down. Fruit flavored jelly type things are the most popular. I've been working with these people for a while. I thought they knew better than to fuck with me. On Monday all doubt will be removed. They will learn.