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Will you do me the great pleasure of accepting your hand in Online marriage, my good Queen, that I might be your King, and protect your maidenhead from the depraved ministrations of those who would corrupt your honor?

I promise to defend you against these perverted, sexually violent miscreants, and treat you with the softest hands, and the most gentle of caresses. I will be slow and careful, sweet and considerate. Never will you experience pain at my hand!!! That is my solemn pledge to you.

There is only pleasure in tenderness. Only the vile and depraved would disagree, my good Queen. Together, let us rid the community of their foul words, so that we might unmask in peace and affection.

All hail Queen Luna!

I don't see it as a necessity to perform a disgusting humanist-religious ritual to pledge loyalty to a female. 

Unless you gain something you value, in one form or another.

Lord Penguin, I see you do not have a chivalrous heart. 

Is there anyone here, a good Priest, perhaps, who might be willing to officiate at our wedding ceremony?

Alas, I have not heard back from Milady concerning my marriage proposal. I will unmask my feelings: I am nervous, and apprehensive at having failed to please my Queen! 

by Lunas biggest fan

Is there anyone here, a good Priest, perhaps, who might be willing to officiate at our wedding ceremony?

 is acorns and justice for all

We all know you're really squirrel attorney.... this seems like a conflict of interest. 

A conflict of interest, to be sure!

Anyone who officiates first has to meet with Luna's rigid approval process. Anything anyone does or says which offends Luna's ego can and WILL be used against them, resulting in permanent bans and other severe consequences.

All hail Luna's Ego!

Signed, 

I am Luna's Narcissistic Rage

by HappyPenguin

I don't see it as a necessity to perform a disgusting humanist-religious ritual to pledge loyalty to a female or to a man. 

Unless you gain something you value, in one form or another.

 You forgot to add "or to a man" in that comment. I fixed it for you.

 You forgot to add "or to a man" in that comment. I fixed it for you.

:)