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I want to induce a kidney stone to my boss.

Tell me how.

High salt intake, low fluid intake. You need substantial control over their diet and it takes a while. Its not easy.

You could also melt 15-20 Mucinex into cheese, put it on a pizza, and have him eat it.  I had a friend who died from kidney stones after trying to "robo trip" on that shit.

I like where your heart is at sevvack... you really love your craft, i respect that... i was thinking waterboarding would be good, but it's just so over played... what about a paralyzing agent that makes it where he cant move or scream but still has the ability feel EVERYTHING... i think that would 1. make things easier, and 2 add a bit of psychological torture....

A paralyzing agent of that nature would definitely be good. A stretching rack is a good torture to if you have one available.

Sick it in a bg box. Close the box. Put it in a cage wiith a tegu.

or a mongoose!

Hm.. it only comes in liquid here. Or boss eats everything. Food and candy thief.

Tie it between 2 trees and let a novice have fun with a bow and arrow. THis is all speculation on my part. I am not a very sadiistict person! 

I actually could only beat the shit out of one man I know. I would love to get in a boxing ring with him. :)

Tie it down with a pot full of rats top down on its stomach. Then heat the pot, when the rats get alarmed they will choose the path of least resistance.