Message Turncoat in a DM to get moderator attention

Users Online(? lurkers):
10 / 38 posts

ways to torture the lemur


Posts: 893

So, how would you guys suggest we torture this annoy lemur?

Posts: 121
ways to torture the lemur

 

 

I yehm eh rahk stahr!!!!!!!!

Posts: 3722
ways to torture the lemur

maybe they will killing him slow?

Posts: 893
ways to torture the lemur

it should definitely be slow... not starvation slow, something we could do over a couple days... like slowly skinning him alive...

Posts: 121
ways to torture the lemur

 

I needz eh hahguh :(

Posts: 893
ways to torture the lemur

he does look rather large, so we will trank him first...

Posts: 1231
ways to torture the lemur

Firstly, IT needs every individual hair to be pulled off by an ultra-sexy succubus, while the demon hordes cheer her gratuitous sadism.

Secondly she will scrape off IT's skin with her barbed tongue, until no epidermis is left.

Thirdly she will spit salt dissolved with her saliva on every inch of the skinned and contorted with pain body.

Fourthly she will squirt acid from her toothed vagina into IT's eyes.

Fifthly she will slovly bite off chunks of IT's flesh, making sure all basic life functions remain intact.

Sixthly she will insert the remnants of the still living carcass into her womb and gestate it, until it can be born anew and the torture can be repeated.

I'm off to tan by the lava lake now.

If you come to address me, better bring a virgin for my appeasement. Otherwise I will tear you to shreds.

Posts: 893
ways to torture the lemur

...This isn't a fiction novel, this is RL!...

Now help me come up with plausable methods of torture or go back to your parents basement and read your books.

Posts: 1231
ways to torture the lemur

Damn you,

my hell born minions shall pick at your scabs for eternity to come.

But if you want some RL torture I suggest petting by Hillary Clinton.

Posts: 1346
ways to torture the lemur

I like lemur better than you.

10 / 38 posts
This site contains NSFW material. To view and use this site, you must be 18+ years of age.