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ways to torture the lemur

Shouldn't you be sucking mine? 

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no, that would make me gay like you. sorry bro, i only eat pussy... and not the kinda pussy you are. ;)

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So now your an asian? What the fuck do you know about me.  You are supposedly brand fucking new to the forum. So shut your mouth. 

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nigger please.... you must be black, get back in your cage before i whip your ass with my belt boy and if I wanted your lip i'd pull down my zipper for you bitch...

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Well, now Luna ate him anyway.

Probably with jacket potatoes.

Damn, I'm hungry now.

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Loonah lahvez meeeeeeee

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Damn you as well,

your eyes make me want to stab them with an ice pick.

I'll just go feed chipmunks with some nuts instead.

I should be more cruel in the future...

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So are you in the running for the biggest asshole? you get my vote.  

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I suggest skinning, its supposed to be one of the most excrutiating ways to die. Also, it would take a rediculous length of time but if we could induce a kidney stone through control of his diet that would be a decent torture to. Pulling off his finger nails is a must of course, and a salt and lemon juice mix to sterilize any cut inflicted would also be good. Second degree burns are painful, don't want to go for a third though, those stop hurting. Slitting his belly to let out his intestines but not damaging anything essential is good, I've heard that that can take up to three days to die of though I haven't looked it up myself. Just some ideas

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aht leest joo ahre smahrt

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