Have you been smoking crack again? I hear it's great for weight control and yeah, you've been looking real slim lately but like our therapist said "you're only one toke away from the psych ward."
this is what i'm talking about sly! how dare you accuse me of using drugs, in front of our children for christs sake! especially after what i caught you doing in the car!
Just promise me you'll keep on smoking the crack, you've been looking rather fine lately. Remember 'glass cock' not 'glassie the dogs' cock. If I ever hear you've been Sucking the dog off again, we're through foreal!!!