by emilynghiemThough they may frisk you down, checking for an invisible [body part] that could be used as a weapon....
Well now, that will just make things a little more exciting.
That'd just massage his ego and contribute to the problem. The real way to combat that is to ignore him. If no one pays attention to him, he'll go to larger lengths to get attention, until he peters out from how boring this place seems.
...for someone like that however, it'd take a while.