go crazy SW!!!!
Dressed in nothing but a pink sweater made for a 9 year old girl he opens the door, revealing two very handsome police officers with cut off sleeves, one of them carrying and old school boombox.
'It appears that we've arrived at the right adress', the one with the boombox said. He presses the 'on' button and 'I'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred starts blasting through the quiet street.
'Quick, come in', Wilful tells them.
They sternly look at wilful and ask, "where is cipher?"
wilful leads the officers outside to a hot tub where cipher is being blown by three males in clown make-up.
cipher begs them to grab his wallet and ass-plug while vigorously moving his cuffed hands to the front to cover his little wee-wee while the police escort him from the house...
Suddenly Thrill Kill jumps from the bushes, "DIE, MOTHEFUCKERS!"
Thrill Kill, dressed in full female Amish attire, pulls two revolvers from her undergarments and blasts a few rounds into the officers, spraying blood all over the front of the house!
wilful drags one of the bodies back inside while Thrill Kill lazes along behind dragging the other body. Meanwhile, the boombox plays in the background..
EDIT: It still works technically, dreams are weird that way.
Wilful quickly ushers them into the room and everybody starts dancing to the music. Then one of the cops begins to undress and gestures wilful to give him a blow job. Wilful obliges and starts sucking the cop's cock. Suddenly the sound of his door being rammed open awakens him from his wet dream.
"What the f..." he begins to say as the SWAT team enter his room, pointing their guns at his head.
He quickly covers up his erection as the cops yell at him to get down on the floor and put his hands behind his head.
Wilful, shocked and bewildered, rolls out of bed and lays down on the floor.
"What the fuck is going on?" he yells as one of the SWAT team begins to read him his rights. He looks up and notices that the woman reading him his rights is Thrill Kill. A woman he met online only recently.
"Damn, she looks hot in that uniform", he thinks to himself.
EDIT: Damnit. I was going to carry the story on.
Wilful proceeds to fuck the dead body as Thrill Kill slowely dismembers it. She decides to let IAdmitIOmit in on the action and calls him up on the phone (wedgy gave her his number) to invite him over. He agrees to the invite and the party turns into a bloodbath of naked bloody sex and body parts.