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Suddenly, the door opens.  Aidan stands there, ax in one hand, sledgehammer in the other.  Staring not into the eyes of anyone, but simply right through them.  Aidan takes one step forward, the cop takes one step back.  Aidan, with his incomprehensible strength throws the 50 lb ax at the cop tomahawk style.  Instantly, the cop's body hangs mere inches above the ground, feet twitching.  The ax has split the skull right down the center, allowing the body's brain matter to slowly ooze around the disfigured face.  

Oh well.  At least the cop died getting sucked off.

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by Edvard

 You never fucking learn Will...

 Said Edvard as he entered wilful's apartment and noticed Aiden killing the cop. Edvard was wilful's boyfriend and disliked the fact that wilful was always inviting cops to the apartment for private sex sessions.

"That prick is always inviting cops in here. Where is that useless boyfriend of mine anyway?" Edvard responded as he turned to Aiden.

"He said something about robbing a bank and driving through the twilight zone when he called here earlier" Aiden replied.

Edvard shook his head, "He must be tripping hard. I hope he brings whatever shit he's on back here soon. I could do with a hit".

Edvard and Aiden dismember the cop Aiden had killed earlier and dispose of it in a large polyethelene container filled with acid. Several hours later they decide to go looking for wilful, Thrill Kill, Cipher and IAdmitIOmit.

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I'm willing to bet one of my balls that this story as the ones before it belong in the trash can...

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by Edvard

I'm willing to bet one of my balls that this story as the ones before it belong in the trash can...

...Edvard replied, tossing the book aside that he had recently started reading while on the road trip to find wilful and the others. Aiden, who was driving, glanced at him

"I don't know why you bother to try and read that shit for anyway. The Bible is a fucking fairy tale, man"

Edvard decided to ignore his comment. He was determined to become a priest so he could seduce little boys, not because he cared about religion.

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 Pulling the child molestation card, so fucking unoriginal. But I guess it's better than me thrusting inside you like an animal...

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by Edvard

 Pulling the child molestation card, so fucking unoriginal. But I guess it's better than me thrusting inside you like an animal...

 ...Edvard replied to Thrill Kill when he finally got through on the cell phone. Edvard had been trying for some time to call wilful to find out where he is. He was about to give up, when he reluctantly decided to try Thrill Kill's cell phone number instead.

She didn't like Edvard anymore than he liked her due to his inability to maintain an erection for more than ten seconds. It was obvious he preferred little boys over women, which Thrill Kill was unfortunate enough to discover after a night of drunken sex with him.

Edvard was in no mood to discuss his erectile dysfunction problems with Thrill Kill and demanded he speak to wilful instead. She agreed to hand over the cell phone, but purposefully hung up on Edvard before wilful could grab it.

Edvard was pissed, "Fucking bitch hung up on me" he said and threw the cell phone out the car window where it smashed to pieces on the road. Aidan grinned to himself and continued driving.

An hour passed before they finally met up with wilful, Thrill Kill, Cipher and IAdmitIomit on the outskirts of a small town they had never seen before. As the sun slowly descended beyond the large mountains in the distance, the town took on an eerie presence. Thrill Kill and the others decided to explore the historical buildings that spread along the main street.

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Eddie man, the visual...  Wrap that shit up.  Who knows what you might catch.

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by Damaged

Eddie man, the visual...  Wrap that shit up.  Who know what you might catch.

 ... replied Damaged who seemed to magically appear out of nowhere.

Edvard was surprised at Damaged's sudden appearance, as was everybody else.

"Where the hell did you come from?" he asked.

Damaged explained that he was an alien from another planet in a far off galaxy. Everybody laughed at him... at first, until they noticed the small dick-shaped antennae on his head.

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So I can stay hard 10 seconds for you TK? Only if you don't have that snake tattoo on your belly in this story... You look and behave very man-like.

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