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Global thermonuclear war is as boring as tic tac toe.

How about a nice game of chess?

 Rook throttles bishop .

Bishop knocks over king in death throes.

King is mortally wounded and defecates involuntarily.

Monkey throws shit at pawn.

Pawn gags and trips over rook, breaking an arm in 3 places and screaming loudly.

With the distraction of the screaming pawn , black queen (me), pushes white king (you), into a bathtub filled with water and drops a hairdryer in.

Checkmate

Round two fight.

Rook crumbles from old age

Bishop anoints queen

King hides in corner

Pawns die in battle, white queen converts black queen and checks the fuck out of king.

And mate.

 Interesting.

Id better beef up my bunker.

 Too late.

the king had already conceded and sneaked out back and set fire to the chess board.

 Guess that makes me queen of the ashes.

:D

 No. It makes you dead ....

And crispy .

My queen has a heart of stone.

 which is now lying amongst the cremated ashes looking like a homage to a stephen king movie.