by wilfulPerhaps some air freshener would help
Maybe extra strength Febreeze? Or magic pixie dust?
After my bf dad went hunting, and used Febreeze to clean up after a dead deer bled all over his suede backseat, I figured that stuff had to be the real deal. Ads on TV don't compare or come close. I'd be surprised if no one has spoofed them yet.
by Venator of VerumWould it be without a parallel if I claimed, that my flatulence makes ladies faint?
Or is it merely a case for proving, that my charm is irresistible?
Everybody farts in public, no matter their internal mental processes.
When you've got to let go, you've go to let go.
I agree with Unnamed, it does remind us we're human. No one's shit doesn't stink. I just say "excuse me" whether I sneeze, cough or fart, and treat them the same. If you act like it's normal, you give permission to others to act like normal.
Maybe farts are a test: people who love you regardless, are your true friends you trust not to judge you. Like a "reverse mating call". Instead of attracting a mate, whoever you DON'T chase away must love you unconditionally. Or is drunk senseless and doesn't care. Either way, it screens people around you. Like bad jokes, bad BO, bad karaoke. Only real friends claim to know you.