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The Personality Defect Test

  Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality,
your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your
arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are
confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence
of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in
your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others,
possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very
calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind.
Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better
than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as
weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the
misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet
glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to
success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your
personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath,
because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please
don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long
knife! Don't make me use it!

 

Classic, the test doesn't consist of any real measures, though, for example I don't recall answering anything about brutality, other than getting angry/irritated.

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by Shadowcoldzx

  Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Classic, the test doesn't consist of any real measures, though, for example I don't recall answering anything about brutality, other than getting angry/irritated.

 So you are a sociopath who bases power on brutality? This post says more about you than that test ever will. Why is brutality considered a real measure and all of the things the test describes not?

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 Perhaps you haven't read the 'for example', I don't base power on brutality.

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 Woot, we got another one that can think, here! I feel a celebration coming on!

Thanks for calling me out, I get a little cocky at times.

 

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 So who are you, a narcistic smartass thinking he's being funny, then you get rejected for being a dick, then you get pissed off do something retarded and cycle like that?

Just putting in my thinking skill here, I don't want the celebration to be wasted.

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 That doesn't sound like very clear thought to me, it's poorly calculated and not even insulting.

But since you asked, I'll indulge you. ;)

I am rather narcissistic, possibly very. I am more often than not a smart ass. I take most of life very lightly. I don't get rejected by a forum, that's just silly talk. This is a forum, no one can really reject me here, and even if they did, I could still post to my hearts desire. Really I'm just bored today, and this sounded more fun than browsing Facebook for stupid people and calling them out.

I enjoy your sarcasm, though. :) A toast! To many years of smart-assness to come!

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 Yeah. So I took the test and this was the result. I nearly died of laughter.

Smartass You are 100% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You
are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant.
In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the
exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus
says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy.
While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on
water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional
and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than
you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and
cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're
probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only
that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you
are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a
"smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a
little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main
personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean,
uncaring, and brutally logical.
 
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

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 Smartass
You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

 

I know I "should" feel bad about that description, but I actually love to be compared with the anti-Christ haha. (Not that there is anything like a god, let alone a devil, but lets not get into that here.)

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