Oh shit guys, don't insult me, I could go on a shooting spree with just the right amount of provocation.
Spiteful Loner
You are 86% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go
on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who
wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing
pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold
emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather
introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside
yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these
traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that
you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most
likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just
looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a
shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result.
Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably
never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for
someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you.
Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know.
In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too
introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one
hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
Brute You are 43% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant. You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. Try to stay off of buildings.
To put it less negatively:
- You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
- You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
- You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
- You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath.
My Results for anyone interested
Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!
I, too, think I would make a great serial killer. I like this support I'm getting
ANYONE who has an interest in psych, and ANYONE who has done reading on Sociopathy could "pass" this text, and I do mean, "pass" by your standards. It takes an uneducated twit to take this test seriously. I mean, you can be honest on it and get you're REAL result, but I doubt anyone here would dare do something like that. :)
Regardless, this test is useless on a website full of liars. It's one thing to lie on an online test and post it in a forum, it's a completely different thing to go out and be a sociopath in the real world.
by IAdmitIOmitANYONE who has an interest in psych, and ANYONE who has done reading on Sociopathy could "pass" this text, and I do mean, "pass" by your standards.
By 'my' standards? How do 'my' standards relate to that test?
By the way, how exactly does one pass a personality test when the people taking it are all different? Who could possibly win?
I mean, you can be honest on it and get you're REAL result, but I doubt anyone here
would dare do something like that. :)
So you're saying we're all liars because we're too afraid to take a simple online test honestly? What are we supposed to be so afraid of that we would lie about our results of an online test that has no real bearing on anything?
It's one thing to lie on an online test and post it in a forum, it's a completely
different thing to go out and be a sociopath in the real world.
I completely agree.