I thought some of you might enjoy taking this fun test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-personality-defect-test
(When you finish the test it will say 'Sign up to get your results'. You do not need to do that. Just click on the little link at the bottom that says No thanks, just the results »)
Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality,
your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your
arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are
confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence
of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in
your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others,
possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very
calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind.
Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better
than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as
weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the
misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet
glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to
success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your
personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath,
because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please
don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long
knife! Don't make me use it!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
I hate those tests. They always put emotion against reason (while I think reason is needed to deal with emotion and emotion always is a driver) and science against arts (I like both).
Anyway...
Haughty Intellectual
You are 57% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
This is actually spot on:
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them.
This describes me pretty well
Smartass
You are 100% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. To put it less negatively:1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility:Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, theBraggart, and the Sociopath.**If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.The other personality types: