Please step foward and makes yourself known.
i fucked a pastor's daughter once. That count?
sir, do you even know what a Christian is?
Jesus praising bible thumping people, most church goers think of me as the devil.
Sure, you can call me a Christian... What do you need?
ohh nothing nothing snickers
I see... Tee hee hee.
Used to be. Ultra-conservative and puritanical, even.
I'm a Christian.
Yes, yes you are.
