I think that would be a little unfair, so I shall pull in my old and trusted armchair, light this joint that I have been saving, sip my port and watch you disembowell her.
I LOVE the sound of hair pulling , scratching and biting when Im stoned.
Please be careful she doesnt scratch your boing boings though.
Consider me your own personal voyeur. I shall bite your lip to set the mood ..... nip.