Wilful you are so creepy. Your avatar should be pedobear.
I was once stalked at an anime convention by a guy in a pedobear costume. Tried to grope me while I was in line, and did many other disturbing things to the other patrons. His costume looked like it was thrown together from a homeless community's cardboard boxes with some filthy fur swatches stapled onto it overlaying some brown skintight (probably unwashed) clothing at the parts left open for mobility.
Eugh.