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From now on, my little sparkle pony, I'm going to call you "Snowflake" because you're so delicate and unique.
When you dream up your elaborate murder fantasies in your head, always remember:
Don't write anything you can phone.
Don't phone anything you can talk.
Don't talk anything you can whisper.
Don't whisper anything you can smile.
Don't smile anything you can nod.
Don't nod anything you can wink.
That should add another dimension to them.
Listen, buttboy. I'm not the one posting details about a crime on a public forum, so how about you follow your own advice instead of trying to give it to someone who already knows what they're doing:
http://murder-story.blogspot.com.au/p/how-to-get-away-with-murder.html