I think she's my favourite tard. :)
suddenly he felt a hot flash of pain as his testicles were ripped off with the cupcake's bare hands..
"you bitch, you said oi couldn't cut them" he screamed in horror
"i should have been more specific," she said, holding the balls at eye level, "any blood is drawn from them, your balls will be in my protective custody for the foreseeable future"
He eyed her angrily ...then burst out in a loud laugh.
Reaching down into his trousers, he pulled out a bloodied mess and threw it on the ground in front of her.
"Aye, I knew ye's do summit along dem lines, so I took the opportunity I did, to remove the nuts from a corpse at my friends funeral home before I keim down here" , he grinned broadly and waved his blade at her in warning.
"Dem ones was a decoy, but I accept the challenge" ...the light slipped from his eyes.
"Shall we dance?" ...the words were as bleak as an Ice Princess snatch, as he watchedt her.