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 I am stoned, at the front desk, smoking a cigarette, admiring my new rolodex.

The pain of losing his leg made him go mad so he ordered a whale-bone leg implant and traveled to the sea.

 Said Medulla. 

Ordinarily she'd wait until close, to fire up a joint, but the nasal drone of the boss had agitated her today and and she vented her temper on the new rolodex, until it gave way beneath her ministartions and fell to pieces in front of her.

Damn, she muttered, not again. Cheap asian shit.

 and was last seen furiously clinging to Mobys Dick.

It suddenly starts training meatballs! 

 and cain realises his dreams are finally coming true. he waits patiently, mouth agape for the balls to finish and for the dicks to start hailing

 I am stoned, at the front desk, smoking a cigarette, admiring my new rolodex strewn all over the floor upon remembering that all contacts have already been committed to memory long ago, and prop up the window with my Reader's Digest copy of Moby Dick, horizontially on it's spine, so the cat can go in and out.

Cain takes a few puffs and gets the muchies, eating meatballs after meatballs, each wweighing 50lbs.

 am i missing something? what's with all the father references?

 she said, as she shifted into a comfortable position on cain's mouth