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 "Im glad you can cook" , he said happily. 

"Ive no eaten for a day or so, an Im so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flyin duck I could".

"Now then, if'n ye dont stop ye demandin, Ill sew it on crooked, so mind yer mouth and hush fer a bit aye?"

He whistled as he sewed, a low gaelic dirge , that was entirely incongruous with the task at hand.

 she licked his neck apologetically.

"i cook very well" she whispered "the stew should be done in a couple of hours"

 "Great" ...he carried on with his nipple sewing.

"There, dun, and better than new " 

He patted her tits appreciatively and licked his lips.

edit: we're gonna take a nap. we're so exhausted

 pats his lap.

I'll join you.

Has been a long week so far here too.