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 WTF, you're a guy?

Did someone cut your dick off at birth?

 granted you are immortal but also a quadraplegic

I wish every woman on the planet has a kid by me..

Granted.

You reduce the human IQ ratio by a staggering amount, both from your own genetics being present on such a large scale and from the inevitable inbreeding that'd come from it.

@Thrill Kill: Totally a dude. Wouldn't want it any other way.

 It's cool, they can get you surgery for that... never fucked a tranny, but i'd give it a shot.

Granted.

You can do anything, but everything you do makes you look stupid. so, people begin to treat you like a circus freak and soon enough, you begin to feel isolated from society. Eventually, you hang yourself while wallowing in your own, self-pitying misery.

I wish the laws of society didn't apply to me.

 The laws of society no longer apply to you, because you've become a cockroach.

I wish that I had all the powers of superman.

With the ability to do anything, couldn't I just do it without looking stupid? Not really anything then is it?

 This guy doesn't seem to understand his own game...

He seems about as bright as that Cain guy...

 Granted.

Every child you father is born with a deformation that kills them not long after birth.

I wish I had superpowers.

 Granted, your superpower is the ability to turn everything you touch into feces...