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Granted, he comes back to life as a mobile corpse, in an immeasurable amount of pain. He kills himself shortly after, if life doesn't set the stage for that to happen on it's own first.

I wish my fortune could only be good.

No, I was implying that my granting his wish made him believe that he was truly God. Thus, why I added him getting sent to a psychiatric hospital.

That's the whole point of the fucking game. You have to twist the wish a little.

Twisted wishes mean the wish is granted as it was intended, but the fate that befalls the person is bad, usually from an ironic turn of events. Whether this is from missing a detail from not overly lawyering your wish, or it's from the wish itself being easy to mess with, they are still granted their wish. What you said wasn't a twist, it was a lie. That's not granting wishes, that's being a charletain.

You'd make a terrible djinni.

 Granted.

Your fortune is always good, but at the expense of those you care about.

I wish I ruled the world.

 lol, I'll be the lying djinn then. That suits me fine.

Granted.

The measures you had to go through to become world ruler destroys most of it, leaving only those bitter at you left as your subjects. Naturally, this does not end well.

I wish I was precognitive.

 ...Your game is now over little buddy...

 Why would you wanna be precognative?

Granted, your father is alive and rapes you... then kills you with razorwire...

I wanted to see what her answer to what future I'd see would be.