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A Wish With A Twist


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Here's a fun game for you all.

One person posts a wish and the next person to respond grants the wish, but adds a twist to it. Then that person posts their wish and the next person grants it, while adding their own twist to it and so on and so on.

For example:

Post 1: I wish I had a lot of money

Post 2: Granted.

The next day you got arrested for robbing the bank.

I wish I was travelling the world in a hot air ballon.

Post 3: Granted.

A bird flew into the balloon and caused it to crash. Now you're a paraplegic for the rest of your life.

 

You guys get the idea?

I'll start.

I wish I lived in a beautiful, big mansion.

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A Wish With A Twist

 I wish you had a clue.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait. 

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 granted, you now live in the playboy mansion and serve as a fluffer.

I wish I was god.

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 Ignore his/her post.

In response to Daddy's post... Granted.

Your family thought you were crazy for thinking you're God, and admitted you to a psychiatric hospital, where you were forced to undergo treatment.

I wish I could travel to the US.

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 ...I didnt say i wanted to think I was god, i said i wanted to be god... if my wish was granted obviously i wouldnt be in a mental hospital.

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 granted, you travel to the US and get raped by a large black man that gives you aids.

I wish i could use "the force"

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 Stop fucking up the game. I created a twist to your wish. Deal with it.

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 You think he's fucking up the game- try playing one with Drunken Chana.

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 Granted.

You find out that "the force" doesn't really exist and commit suicide.

I wish my father was alive.

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