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 And then, once you got in the club, you whipped them with the belt until they lost control of their bowels...

 It's totally not practical.  Looks good though.

Ew, no! Lol!

I couldn't whip them openly, there, anyway- even if I had wanted to :P

(And yes, I did want to. Very badly. Lol)

But our friendship didnt remain intact. Eventually they got jealous of each other, and it all went downhill from there. :P

Started fighting over who was the bigger pain slut?

 No. Started fighting about who I was going to end up with. I made my choice and stuck with it... for over a decade now, and counting. XD

The other guy was a little pissed.

I've never told this to anyone, but I just wanted to figure out how to have them both. Preferably, at the same time.. :O

Never happened.

 I was too young and naive- and my then future husband- way too competitive. But I guess it was for the best, considering how messy things eventually got with that situation, anyway. :P

People and their drama.

It looks like it's worked out pretty good for you.

 Yeah. It did. But my husband keeps me in line like you wouldn't believe- and even then... not always. ;)

He sometimes jokes that he feels like Samuel L Jackson in "Black Snake Moan", LOL

He keeps you locked up most of the time and lets you out once in a while if you've been good? :P